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Michael Roache
Michael Roache
News Item: Space Station Toilet Malfunctions; Must Use Russian Facilities
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| That is correct Mr. Obama, our facilities are pay toilets only... |
Jul 24, 2009 - 12:50:08 PM
Michael Roache
Of All The Nerve
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| Of all the nerve! Khamenei's wearing my dress... |
Jul 13, 2009 - 10:04:50 AM
Michael Roache
Ahmadinejad Reelected
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| Mr. Ahmadinejad thanks all the minority of voters for electing him... |
Jul 2, 2009 - 4:21:57 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Garbage Strike in Toronto
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| Honey, are you sure we need these gas masks? |
Jun 24, 2009 - 1:30:38 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Fiat Now Owns Most of Chrysler's Assets
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| The Pope wants to know how this affects his warranty on the Popemobile... |
Jun 19, 2009 - 11:09:29 AM
Michael Roache
I Won
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| Funny Americans... Wanting to know what grade of oil is in my hair... |
Jun 18, 2009 - 12:11:07 PM
Michael Roache
Henry, Come to Bed!
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| Just because you filled your gas tank doesn't mean someone's going to steal it... |
Jun 14, 2009 - 3:31:15 PM
Michael Roache
The Price at the Pump
Jun 12, 2009 - 1:25:19 PM
Michael Roache
No Detainees
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| Give me your poor... Your huddled masses, no detainees... |
Jun 11, 2009 - 11:48:10 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Asking Canada to Accept Detainees
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| It's a credit card application welcoming me to Canada... |
Jun 10, 2009 - 11:28:40 AM
Michael Roache
Preparing Osama
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| We Gotta get 'em ready for his next video... |
Jun 7, 2009 - 5:46:12 PM
Michael Roache
Oscar! Someone is Stealing Our Car!
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| So what? It's due for a fill-up anyway... |
Jun 5, 2009 - 8:14:11 AM
Michael Roache
The Price of Gas
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| George... You're waiting until the price of gas comes down before you report your car as stolen? |
Jun 4, 2009 - 1:16:29 PM
Michael Roache
Oil Reserves in North Korea
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| Those silly Yanks... Saying my hair contained vast amounts of oil reserves... |
Jun 2, 2009 - 10:38:44 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Gas Prices Up 20% in May
May 31, 2009 - 11:57:09 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Airport Security to Tighten Up
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| You'll get everything back when your plane lands... |
May 28, 2009 - 11:51:39 AM
Michael Roache
Cooking for the Taliban
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| As a cook, he's the best weapon the Taliban has... |
May 24, 2009 - 12:31:41 PM
Michael Roache
Waterboarding
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| Cheney told me he was only giving waterboarding lessons to seniors at their swim session. |
May 22, 2009 - 12:27:22 PM
Michael Roache
Army Recruiting Sign Up Today
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| Hey Pop... Does your mother know you're here? |
May 21, 2009 - 11:11:26 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Gas Jumps 25 Cents in 3 Weeks
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| How about the next full moon as an excuse? |
May 20, 2009 - 10:11:37 AM
Michael Roache
News Item" Gitmo Detainees to Choose Own Counsel
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| Is Perry Mason still around? |
May 17, 2009 - 12:05:55 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Transaction with Schreiber Not Unusual: Ex PM
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| And I tell you sir... there was sufficient postage on those envelopes... |
May 16, 2009 - 3:43:08 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Weapon Seizures Increase at U.S.-Mexico Border
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| I'll announce a decrease in our weapons budget. |
May 15, 2009 - 9:57:50 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Cheney Talking All the Time
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| The nerve of those guys! Giving me a Sore Loser award... |
May 14, 2009 - 10:15:41 AM
Michael Roache
He Wants Extra Large...
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| He wants extra large... to hide his weapons. |
May 9, 2009 - 10:23:14 AM
Michael Roache
Swine Flu
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| Honey, what are those symptoms again? |
Apr 29, 2009 - 1:42:57 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Senator Proposes Truth Commission
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| Mr. Cheney strongly objects to the use of truth serum... |
Apr 28, 2009 - 10:25:00 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Napolitano Wants Tighter Border Controls
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| They say they're Canadians and have a marriage license to prove it... |
Apr 25, 2009 - 9:17:56 AM
Michael Roache
Top Aids Knew of Torture
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| Cheney told me waterboarding was an aquatic sport... |
Apr 24, 2009 - 9:06:37 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Tobacco Tax Equals Upswing in Crime
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| Okay, four-eyes... Hand over that cigar! |
Apr 20, 2009 - 4:41:21 PM
Michael Roache
The Stimulus Factory
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| I hear you're off to the stimulus factory... |
Apr 11, 2009 - 1:14:37 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Sources Implicate Madoff's Wife
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| They can't seize my wife, can they? |
Apr 8, 2009 - 10:50:10 AM
Michael Roache
Shoe Sale
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| Does this kicking shoe have steel toes? |
Apr 4, 2009 - 8:56:22 PM
Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Gives the Boot
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| Mr. Wagoner wants a cash advance against his unemployment check... |
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:45:03 AM
Michael Roache
AIG
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| "He says no truce 'till AIG gives back the bonus money... |
Mar 17, 2009 - 11:08:19 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: AIG Reduces Bonuses
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| "Thanks for the bonus money. Now where's the stimulus dough? |
Mar 16, 2009 - 11:58:12 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Spacecraft Off to Search for "Earths"
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| "I'll have to start diggin' a new cave..." |
Mar 11, 2009 - 10:58:04 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Overturns Bush's Endangered Species Rule
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| "I think I'll start packing now." |
Mar 4, 2009 - 10:18:23 AM
Michael Roache
News Item: Topless in Maine a Big Hit
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| No, ma'am ... Our sign does not mean customers are topless... |
Mar 1, 2009 - 7:04:03 PM
Michael Roache
Cuba Will Buy Our Cars
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| Thank goodness Cuba will still buy our cars! |
Feb 26, 2009 - 11:49:29 AM
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