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Michael Roache
News Item: Space Station Toilet Malfunctions; Must Use Russian Facilities
That is correct Mr. Obama, our facilities are pay toilets only...

Jul 24, 2009 - 12:50:08 PM

Michael Roache
Of All The Nerve
Of all the nerve! Khamenei's wearing my dress...

Jul 13, 2009 - 10:04:50 AM

Michael Roache
Ahmadinejad Reelected
Mr. Ahmadinejad thanks all the minority of voters for electing him...

Jul 2, 2009 - 4:21:57 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Garbage Strike in Toronto
Honey, are you sure we need these gas masks?

Jun 24, 2009 - 1:30:38 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Fiat Now Owns Most of Chrysler's Assets
The Pope wants to know how this affects his warranty on the Popemobile...

Jun 19, 2009 - 11:09:29 AM

Michael Roache
I Won
Funny Americans... Wanting to know what grade of oil is in my hair...

Jun 18, 2009 - 12:11:07 PM

Michael Roache
Henry, Come to Bed!
Just because you filled your gas tank doesn't mean someone's going to steal it...

Jun 14, 2009 - 3:31:15 PM

Michael Roache
The Price at the Pump

Jun 12, 2009 - 1:25:19 PM

Michael Roache
No Detainees
Give me your poor... Your huddled masses, no detainees...

Jun 11, 2009 - 11:48:10 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Asking Canada to Accept Detainees
It's a credit card application welcoming me to Canada...

Jun 10, 2009 - 11:28:40 AM

Michael Roache
Preparing Osama
We Gotta get 'em ready for his next video...

Jun 7, 2009 - 5:46:12 PM

Michael Roache
Oscar! Someone is Stealing Our Car!
So what? It's due for a fill-up anyway...

Jun 5, 2009 - 8:14:11 AM

Michael Roache
The Price of Gas
George... You're waiting until the price of gas comes down before you report your car as stolen?

Jun 4, 2009 - 1:16:29 PM

Michael Roache
Oil Reserves in North Korea
Those silly Yanks... Saying my hair contained vast amounts of oil reserves...

Jun 2, 2009 - 10:38:44 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Gas Prices Up 20% in May

May 31, 2009 - 11:57:09 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Airport Security to Tighten Up
You'll get everything back when your plane lands...

May 28, 2009 - 11:51:39 AM

Michael Roache
Cooking for the Taliban
As a cook, he's the best weapon the Taliban has...

May 24, 2009 - 12:31:41 PM

Michael Roache
Cheney told me he was only giving waterboarding lessons to seniors at their swim session.

May 22, 2009 - 12:27:22 PM

Michael Roache
Army Recruiting Sign Up Today
Hey Pop... Does your mother know you're here?

May 21, 2009 - 11:11:26 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Gas Jumps 25 Cents in 3 Weeks
How about the next full moon as an excuse?

May 20, 2009 - 10:11:37 AM

Michael Roache
News Item" Gitmo Detainees to Choose Own Counsel
Is Perry Mason still around?

May 17, 2009 - 12:05:55 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Transaction with Schreiber Not Unusual: Ex PM
And I tell you sir... there was sufficient postage on those envelopes...

May 16, 2009 - 3:43:08 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Weapon Seizures Increase at U.S.-Mexico Border
I'll announce a decrease in our weapons budget.

May 15, 2009 - 9:57:50 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Cheney Talking All the Time
The nerve of those guys! Giving me a Sore Loser award...

May 14, 2009 - 10:15:41 AM

Michael Roache
He Wants Extra Large...
He wants extra large... to hide his weapons.

May 9, 2009 - 10:23:14 AM

Michael Roache
Swine Flu
Honey, what are those symptoms again?

Apr 29, 2009 - 1:42:57 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Senator Proposes Truth Commission
Mr. Cheney strongly objects to the use of truth serum...

Apr 28, 2009 - 10:25:00 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Napolitano Wants Tighter Border Controls
They say they're Canadians and have a marriage license to prove it...

Apr 25, 2009 - 9:17:56 AM

Michael Roache
Top Aids Knew of Torture
Cheney told me waterboarding was an aquatic sport...

Apr 24, 2009 - 9:06:37 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Tobacco Tax Equals Upswing in Crime
Okay, four-eyes... Hand over that cigar!

Apr 20, 2009 - 4:41:21 PM

Michael Roache
The Stimulus Factory
I hear you're off to the stimulus factory...

Apr 11, 2009 - 1:14:37 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Sources Implicate Madoff's Wife
They can't seize my wife, can they?

Apr 8, 2009 - 10:50:10 AM

Michael Roache
Shoe Sale
Does this kicking shoe have steel toes?

Apr 4, 2009 - 8:56:22 PM

Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Gives the Boot
Mr. Wagoner wants a cash advance against his unemployment check...

Apr 2, 2009 - 10:45:03 AM

Michael Roache
"He says no truce 'till AIG gives back the bonus money...

Mar 17, 2009 - 11:08:19 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: AIG Reduces Bonuses
"Thanks for the bonus money. Now where's the stimulus dough?

Mar 16, 2009 - 11:58:12 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Spacecraft Off to Search for "Earths"
"I'll have to start diggin' a new cave..."

Mar 11, 2009 - 10:58:04 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Obama Overturns Bush's Endangered Species Rule
"I think I'll start packing now."

Mar 4, 2009 - 10:18:23 AM

Michael Roache
News Item: Topless in Maine a Big Hit
No, ma'am ... Our sign does not mean customers are topless...

Mar 1, 2009 - 7:04:03 PM

Michael Roache
Cuba Will Buy Our Cars
Thank goodness Cuba will still buy our cars!

Feb 26, 2009 - 11:49:29 AM

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