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Psychic/Paranormal Faire Returns to Fort Knox
PROSPECT, MAINE -- The annual Psychic/Paranormal Faire returns to Fort Knox, Saturday and Sunday, July 4th and 5th, 10 AM until 4 PM. This unusual event features presentations from ghost hunters, dowsers, UFO enthusiast, a crypto zoologist and psychic. Psychics will be on hand for those wishing to purchase a reading and vendors will be present to sell unusual items.
Jun 24, 2009 - 2:48:34 PM

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Happy Forebears!
I received this in an email today and of course the original source of the information and photographs is unknown. From what we see here is it any wonder that today's generation are such miserable people full of stress and pressure. And of course we can now understand why the 'drug' barons are making so much money! Give us back our cocaine! R.P.BenDedek
Jun 13, 2009 - 4:02:41 AM

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Life and Relationships
Laughter and Humour are good for the Soul they say. It's psychological effect can do marvellous things to the physical body. Unfortunately the politically correct are robbing us of our simple joys. If you are politically correct then these jokes are not for you. R.P.BenDedek
May 31, 2009 - 10:58:56 PM

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Senior Citizens and World Problems
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
May 10, 2009 - 9:59:10 PM

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Old Age and Memory!
Have a laugh - it's good for something but I can't remember what. I received this in an email today and thought it worth passing along. I don't know who the original Author is, but thanks anyway.
May 3, 2009 - 1:19:05 PM

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Heaven and Hell in Politics
Over the last few weeks several articles have been published at Magic City Morning Star news, that have been somewhat less than positive in describing the current state of American Politics.
Apr 26, 2009 - 1:57:58 AM

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The School Answering Machine.
Oh the life of a teacher!  Some are good, and some are bad, and then of course there are those pesky parents. Perhaps teachers could follow the example of the school mentioned in this article.
Apr 25, 2009 - 1:47:30 AM

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Winners Announced for Maine Photography Show
BOOTHBAY HARBOR, MAINE -- Each year, the opening reception of the Maine Photography Show draws a standing-room-only crowd. This year was no exception. Amid the violin playing, the wafting aroma of the finger foods, and the two gallery floors of their photography, most of the exhibitors and their families were there primarily to see who the award winners were, and, if they were one of them.
Apr 23, 2009 - 9:46:59 AM

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Holy Day for Atheists
True or not, this has to be the funniest thing I have read for awhile.  Atheists do have an officially sanctioned 'Atheist Holiday'.
Apr 19, 2009 - 9:55:16 PM

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The People Who Took the Cake in EMCC's Edible Book Competition
BANGOR, MAINE --  Over 80 people attended Books2Eat, Eastern Maine Community College's eighth annual edible book competition on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at Rangeley Hall.
Apr 16, 2009 - 7:04:57 PM

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Stimulus Package: Reading the Signs.
I receive lots of email jokes, most of which are quite funny, and some of which are even printable.  In today's batch there were two very good ones that directly relate to the economy. Both of them provide food for thought.
Apr 16, 2009 - 6:07:04 AM

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Penobscot Theatre Puts Its Stamp on Mauritius
BANGOR, MAINE -- Penobscot Theatre, Bangor’s professional theatre company, continues  its 35th Anniversary season with the Maine premiere of Mauritius by  Theresa Rebeck.  Currently one of the most produced plays in the  country following its successful 2007 run on Broadway, Mauritius is in  performance at the historic Bangor Opera House from April 29th through  May 10th.
Apr 15, 2009 - 12:13:17 PM

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My Butt Hurts

Apr 12, 2009 - 12:01:00 AM

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Tough Decisions During Financial Crisis
Life is certainly tough for Big Business these days!
Mar 31, 2009 - 4:26:36 AM

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Announcement, American Legion Riders of Maine, 2009 Summer Rally in Madawaska
MADAWASKA, MAINE -- The American Legion Riders of Maine are pleased to announce the location of their 2009 Summer Rally. This year’s summer rally will be hosted in Madawaska by the members of the American Legion, Thomas O. Cyr. Post 147.
Mar 28, 2009 - 11:10:53 PM

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True Stories from Australia
Well whether the story above is true or not, there is no doubting the veracity of this next story, because it appeared in the News Paper.
Mar 20, 2009 - 4:44:47 AM

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Miss Northern Maine 2009
Contestants are being sought for the 2009 Miss Northern Maine Pageant.
Mar 13, 2009 - 11:54:53 AM

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Beware of the (Mouse)Traps in Life
A comical story with a real life application.
Mar 7, 2009 - 8:50:37 PM

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What Do Your Hospital Records Say?
The patient has no previous history of suicide.
Feb 24, 2009 - 12:20:54 AM

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Words of Wisdom from...
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Jan 4, 2009 - 5:11:54 PM

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For all Grouchy Women.
Ok all you grumpy bears. Take a look at this!  It might change your religious beliefs. 
Jan 2, 2009 - 2:42:09 AM

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Christmas Fairy's Complaint
A Christmas complaint from the Christmas Fairy on top of your Christmas Tree.
Dec 18, 2008 - 10:40:48 PM

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Fishing Voices: Insight Into the Future
STONINGTON -- Just in time for Christmas, North Haven filmmaker Cecily Pingree's stunning new film, "Fishing Voices: Insight into the Future" is available on DVD from Penobscot East Resource Center. The film premiered in North Haven and Stonington this summer and has just now been produced for distribution.
Dec 17, 2008 - 11:36:18 AM

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Believe! at the Waldo Theatre to Open This Sunday
The Waldo Theatre will present Believe! on Sunday, December 14th, and Saturday, the 20th at 2 pm and Sunday the 21st at 1 pm. Believe!, written by Faye Couch Reeves and produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. is a play that combines traditional Christmas music with a sweet, contemporary theme.
Dec 8, 2008 - 10:32:02 AM

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Politically Incorrect Humour
More sexist and otherwise politically incorrect humour for the amusement of those who can still laugh at life and all it's oddities.
Dec 6, 2008 - 2:49:16 PM

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Things That Americans Don't Understand
Americans couldn't possibly understand this, but if you are Australian, you will immediately forward this to other Australians, realising that only they will understand!!
Dec 5, 2008 - 4:06:07 AM

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Humour to Offend Everyone
Always remember this: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Dec 3, 2008 - 8:40:13 AM

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Old and Broke
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Nov 23, 2008 - 8:50:26 PM

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It Makes You Wonder!
For your amusement. I don't know where they come from, I just post them for your amusement. R.P.BenDedek
Nov 20, 2008 - 8:18:27 AM

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Did You Hear the One About the 'Bailout'?
We have all heard of the US bailout of the crooked banks. And here is how the bailout works - something akin to Bailout for Dummies:
Nov 14, 2008 - 3:26:33 AM

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Motorcars and Computers
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
Nov 13, 2008 - 4:20:19 AM

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Dinky Di Aussie Humour
Life in the Australian Army: This is true blue, ridgie didge dinky di Aussie humour.  You may find it a little offensive, but then such is the risk of discovering another culture.
Nov 11, 2008 - 12:40:47 AM

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Old and the Young Have it All!
You have to watch out for both the Old and the Young.  They are a lot smarter than you think!
Nov 9, 2008 - 12:17:15 PM

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Humour in Daily Life
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Nov 8, 2008 - 12:34:52 AM

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Pay 'Nothing' or Else!
I don't know if this is true of not, but I do know of a definitely true story just as funny!
Oct 27, 2008 - 7:15:13 AM

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Humour Never Hurt Anyone!
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
Oct 26, 2008 - 7:10:28 PM

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Senior Moments

Yes we all have them so let's not get defensive about them.  Just appreciate the humor in them.


Oct 18, 2008 - 5:13:55 AM

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Some Thoughts for Today
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Oct 12, 2008 - 1:16:21 AM

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Winning a Woman's Love
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....
Oct 10, 2008 - 12:15:21 AM

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A Race Won : A Successful Life!
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
Oct 9, 2008 - 5:48:24 AM

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