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Good Grandpa
It was obvious to me that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles.
Mar 18, 2010 - 12:30:39 AM
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Postcards from China 11: Greetings 'A Ge'
In Amercan when Chinese children are adopted it is always a beautiful thing. Do Chinese people adopt from America? Abolutely, and I am living proof. I was recently adopted and it was decided upon after a few beers. My name is now Wang L. Da Hai. Let me tell you the story.
Mar 17, 2010 - 12:10:46 AM
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Frog Tales
From an unknown original author and received in an email; published by R.P. BenDedek (filling in for the editor), comes this reworking of an old song.
Mar 17, 2010 - 12:07:08 AM
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Growing up without a cell phone!!
Original Author Unknown and sent in an email by 'Avoice'. Posted by R.P. BenDedek who is filling in for the Editor
Mar 16, 2010 - 12:15:26 AM
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Just for a Laugh
I'm always receiving emails with jokes in, and they are usually forwarded on from someone else who forwarded them on from someone else ad infinitum. These jokes come from the religious side of life.
Mar 11, 2010 - 12:08:11 AM
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Postcards from China 10: Hello Gege (Big Brother)
You have to love China. In what other country can somebody throw a snot bomb at your feet and then smile and wave at you.
Mar 10, 2010 - 12:10:46 AM
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Postcards from China 9: Mandate from Heaven
When the strict Chinese teachers enter the class you can hear the fleas on a cricket sing. Fire shoots out of their eyes and mouth. The students have the choice of dealing with me or dealing with the Chinese dragon in the nearby cave.
Mar 3, 2010 - 6:05:11 AM
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What Men Want Women to Know
OK! Here is one for the women to read. Women need to understand how a man's mind works. So take a peek ladies. Sent in an email from an unknown original source and posted by R.P. BenDedek
Feb 27, 2010 - 12:10:39 AM
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Just for a Laugh
Who comes up with all of the jokes? Someone suggested that Americans are so conservative that they don't even get half of them. Well that is OK. Magic City Morning Star News is read by people from all over the world. Didn't realise that now did you? R.P. BenDedek
Feb 26, 2010 - 12:10:28 AM
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Postcards from China 8: From the Land of Tea and Soot
In China the fastest way to get something is not a straight line but a curve. This country is a parrallel world on the same planet. Meanings are implied and true intentions are cloaked somewhere between the words.
Feb 24, 2010 - 12:20:06 AM
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A lesson of life
Unknown Original Author. Received in an email and posted by R.P. BenDedek
Feb 24, 2010 - 12:15:42 AM
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Just for a Laugh
Thanks to those of you who send in jokes. They are appreciated. Today we have some good advice from a really good doctor. As usual, the identity of the author is unknown.
Feb 22, 2010 - 12:10:59 AM
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Postcards from China 7: Heaven is Hi
Today one teacher told me ''Please go to class 11. You know the one after 10.'' Thanks for reminding me, Westerners forget stuff like that all the time.
Feb 17, 2010 - 12:13:59 AM
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Just for a laugh
Today for your amusement we have a selection of jokes that may or may not be to your liking. Just remember that a good laugh is good for physical and emotional health. R.P. BenDedek
Feb 12, 2010 - 12:50:28 AM
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Postcards from China 6: Hello Meiguoren
It is interesting how the Chinese build things. In the West we use technology- manual labor being expensive. In China you use people- technology being expensive. I saw a mass of Chinese tear down a small building and build a new one in one week.
Feb 10, 2010 - 7:38:31 AM
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United Breaks Guitars on YouTube
If you have anything you would like to draw to the attention to the Editing Staff of Magic City Morning Star News, then you may send it c/- 'Assisting Editor' rpbendedek@hotmail.com until such times as the Editor returns.
Feb 7, 2010 - 12:30:20 AM
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Just for a Laugh
From an email courtesy of Martha Stevens-David and from an unknown original author, comes this timely reminder of the need for both good health and a sensible exercise regime.
Feb 6, 2010 - 12:10:41 AM
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Just for a Laugh
Puns, jokes and plain stupidity just for a laugh. It's healthy you know! From unknown original sources and sent in by readers, they are provided for your good health - or to give you an ulcer - take your pick!
Feb 4, 2010 - 12:10:23 AM
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Postcards from China 5: Cycle of Invention
The Eastern Europeans do notice that the Russian parts now come out as "TI-45"s, but their solutions is to turn them up-side down once the Poles no longer need them.
Feb 3, 2010 - 12:13:41 AM
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Something to knock your socks off
Go check it out and get your socks knocked off.
Feb 2, 2010 - 12:12:48 AM
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Just for a Laugh
Take a little wine for your stomach's sake and have a good laugh. From a variety of unknown original authors and sent in emails from a variety of known readers, comes this latest batch of jokes for your enjoyment.
Feb 1, 2010 - 12:10:22 AM
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Just for a laugh
Strange doctors, strange patients, and strange goings-on in Mt. Isa.
Jan 30, 2010 - 12:10:00 AM
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Postcards from China 4: Foreign Affairs
I also have some classes that are just plain strange. In the strange ones the students do their work, but a few students are running a snack shop, the girls are running a salon - but they are actually talking English while they do that.
Jan 27, 2010 - 12:15:27 AM
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Just for a laugh
Received from various authors in emails and they are all about common sense and thinking! Do you have it? Can you do it?
Jan 27, 2010 - 12:10:29 AM
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Just for a laugh
God moves in mysterious ways as you will find out in these jokes - or are they jokes?
Jan 23, 2010 - 12:43:45 AM
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Postcards from China: 3: Overcoming Ignorance
If you can remember the worst liquor you have ever tasted, this is worse than that. If you need a couple of bottles of this stuff for use as a weed killer please let me know.
Jan 20, 2010 - 12:15:22 AM
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Just for a laugh
Let's hear it for the Seniors!
Jan 20, 2010 - 12:10:57 AM
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What Do Americans know about Australia?
What do Americans know about Australia? Adapted from real email correspondance with two of Magic City Morning Star Writers. R.P. BenDedek.
Jan 17, 2010 - 12:44:51 AM
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Just for a laugh
Dumb, Racist, and Risquee, would describe the three jokes today. Be Warned.
Jan 17, 2010 - 12:33:56 AM
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You May Live in Canada
This was forwarded by Kenneth Tellis. I don't know who Jeff Foxworthy is, but I found the sentiments interesting. Enjoy! R.P. BenDedek
Jan 13, 2010 - 4:50:57 AM
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Postcards from China: 2: Discipline
I stopped by the school convenience store. I placed my tea on the counter and the clerk took it and started reading the label. He then asked if he could have some. I said yes, and he helped himself. It was my fault for allowing the tea to leave my person making it community property.
Jan 13, 2010 - 4:45:13 AM
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Just for a laugh
I don't dare say who sent this joke in about the Good Samaritan and the Job Application, but it is hilarious. Enjoy. R.P. Bendedek
Jan 10, 2010 - 12:07:34 AM
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Just for a Laugh
OK! So it's politically incorrect! So What! Have a laugh anyway. It will do you good.
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:07:43 AM
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Brisbane's Captain Sandy's Most Horrifying Ride
I will never forget staring down the barrel of that 735 magnum! It was one of the most terrifying days of my life.
Jan 6, 2010 - 12:15:24 AM
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Postcards from China: 1: Learning Chinese
Younger and middle aged people speak Standard Chinese but many of the older people only speak Wu.
Jan 6, 2010 - 12:10:55 AM
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Just for a Laugh
Governmental attitudes toward solving financial problems can incomprehensible at times but at least one can find something to laugh about because of them.
Jan 4, 2010 - 12:18:01 AM
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Just for a laugh
Australians (Aussies - the people who come from OZ) are a strange lot, and their humor is not understood by many, especially the conservative types. Aussies are a friendly lot so they say - but they won't be when their sense of humor is stifled by political correctness. - R.P. BenDedek
Dec 31, 2009 - 12:04:40 AM
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Just for a laugh
The beauty of old age is that you stop caring what people think. The tragedy is sometimes that you forget what you think.
Dec 28, 2009 - 12:16:36 AM
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Just for a laugh
Jokes for seniors only. Younger ones wouldn't understand them anyway.
Dec 26, 2009 - 12:04:05 AM
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Just for a laugh
These will make you think twice about flying again. From unknown original authors and sent in by email.
Dec 24, 2009 - 12:05:08 AM
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