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You know you are living in 2012 when...
By Editorial Staff
Nov 18, 2012 - 12:07:59 AM

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After reading Milt Gross' latest 'Down the Road A Piece' article:'Not Dead, I'm Pretty Sure', I thought I would publish the contents of a received email from an unknown original source that demonstrations how our lives have been revolutionized by technology, and how we can know we are living in 2012. - R.P. BenDedek

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND FINALLY

NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" (Unknown Author)

POD and Just for a Laugh Series - 2011

Photos of the Week 2012

Posted by R.P. BenDedek
Email:
rpbendedek@hotmail.com


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