Funny and yet Not!
A girl ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway, and decided
not to worry -- and kept on driving. It caught on the undercarriage etc
of her Holden.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in
the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her
vehicle to its knees.
She had managed to drive 50 kms, with a 25kg tangle of 'stuff' wrapped around her drive shaft.
She had it towed to her Holden dealership, and complained that the
vehicle had a 'sort of a noise' when she was driving at high speeds.
Below are the photos of what they found at her Holden Dealership.
|"Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did! - Photo Source Unknown|
|They Still Can't Believe Their Eyes. And Still Wondering How To Remove It! Photo Source Unknown|
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage,
hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of
stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and
climb toward the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result ...
all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when
another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to
Now, put the cold water away.
Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.
The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs.To
his shock, all of the other monkeys beat him up. After another attempt
and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment...... with enthusiasm.
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the
fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the
stairs he is attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were
not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are
participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the
remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold
water.Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the
stairway for the banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds...that is the way it has always been!
This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and this is why, from time to time:
ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.
Just for a Laugh and Photo of the Day Series - 2011
Posted by R.P. BenDedek
These items were received with no acknowledgement of original sources.