Have a laugh - it's good for something but I can't remember what. I received this in an email today and thought it worth passing along. I don't know who the original Author is, but thanks anyway. R.P.BenDedek
Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1977 : Long hair
2008 : Longing for hair
1977 : KEG
2008 : ECG
1977 : Acid rock
2008 : Acid reflux
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977 : Seeds and stems
2008 : Roughage
1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2008 : Receiving a new hip joint
1977 : Rolling Stones
2008 : Kidney Stones
1977 : Screw the system
2008 : Upgrade the system
1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2008 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2008 : Passing the vision test
1977 : Whatever
2008 : Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting university this year were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!
Posted by R.P.BenDedek rpbendedek@hotmail.com
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