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Men have it easier than Women Mr.Chapin.
By R.P.BenDedek
Feb 7, 2008 - 12:10:39 AM

Having just read Bernard Chapin's article Single Young_Males : A Defense I received the following in an email. I thought it tied in nicely with Mr. Chapin's article. By the way Mr. Chapin - Well Done!

Why Men are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.

  • The garage is all yours.

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.

  • Chocolate is just another snack.

  • You can be President.

  • You can never be pregnant.

  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.

  • The world is your urinal.

  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

  • Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  • One mood all the time.

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

  • You know stuff about tanks.

  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

  • You can open all your own jars.

  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  • You almost never have strap problems in public.

  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

  • Everything on your face stays its original color.

  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  • You only have to shave your face and neck.

  • You can play with toys all your life.

  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

R.P.BenDedek

Email: rpbendedek@hotmail.com

On a more serious note and in tandem with Mr Chapin's article, I recently published a 4 part series on Female Emotional Abusers.  This is the link to  Part 1



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