A good laugh does us all good. Life is far too serious. So enjoy these little snippets of what life could be like for you - in the right circumstances. R.P. BenDedek Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
The older you are the funnier this is.
This is a story of two elderly people who belonged to a gardening club. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a "bring a plate" supper in the community Club House,and the widower and widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening and spirits were high. The widower sent a few admiring glances across the table, and the widow smiled coyly back at him. Finally, he plucked up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes. Yes, I will". The meal ended with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective homes.
The next morning, the widower was troubled. Did she say 'Yes', or did she say 'No'? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
"Why, you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes I will.' And I meant it with all my heart".
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat. Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me."
Three Nuns at the World Cup FIFA Match
Three nuns were attending a FIFA match in Africa. There were 3 men sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy says: 'I think I'm going to move to Sydney Australia. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said: 'I want to go to Tasmania (that island south of Australia), there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy then says: "I want to go to New Zealand (Eastern most province of Australia). There are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns, finally annoyed, turned around and looked directly at the men and said in a very sweet and calm voice: "Why don't you go to hell! There are no nuns there!"
'Just for a Laugh' Series
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