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By Editorial Staff
Dec 16, 2009 - 12:20:44 AM

Inner Peace: This is so true

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all mushy and spiritual

Winning the Lottery:

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says, "I'd take half then leave you."

"Excellent," He replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now Rack off!"

This is a visual joke (or not a joke as the case may be). It may offend sensibilities related to the British Royal Family. But Remember - they are human!

Facial expressions

Absolutely Brilliant!

What Did Prince Philip Do?

God Save the Queen

The expressions are priceless!

Look at the Queen's face . You just know what he did!

Happy Xmas and a Brilliant 2010 to All especially QEII.

These jokes and photographs were received in emails that did not provide identification of original authors or sources.

Posted by R.P. BenDedek (www kingscalendar com) Email: rpbendedek@hotmail.com