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Just for a Laugh
By Unknown Original Authors
Dec 23, 2010 - 12:17:23 AM

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Beware! This could happen to you!

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them 'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'

Mobile phones, don't you just love them!


Poor old Paddy!

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win lottery'. 'What's dat, says his mate. 'Send me lawn away to be cut'.


Difficult Question to Answer

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it...

Ready?

Answer:

10 little piggy's, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.

Come on, you know you're laughing! Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't.

Wireless Technology

Copyright: Morten Ingermann

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack him again!"

Daddy , how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine monthslater a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


'You got Male!


These jokes and photographs were received in emails from unknown original sources. The Wireless technology photo does show that it is the copyright property of Morten Ingermann and that photo was edited and size adjusted to fit.

Posted by: R.P. BenDedek - Email: rpbendedek@hotmail.com

May I remind readers that they are welcome to submit items for publication including photographs, or simply advise us of things of interest in their particular community.

'Just for a Laugh' Series


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