From Magic City Morning Star|
A patrolling police officer spots two men exiting a liquor store after hours. One of the men is carrying a bag of cash and a 12-pack of beer, and the officer sees that the back door to the store has been kicked in.
The police officer calls for back up and proceeds to arrest the man carrying the stolen cash and beer.
The other man tries to persuade the officer that his friend is innocent.
"I can vouch for him, officer," he says. "He was with me the whole time."
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